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Funny SMS Message - In a train ticket checker to a..


In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Category : Funny SMS
Language : English
SMS Length : 220 Characters


Funny SMS

Can v do romance in the evening.. Which are the 2 latest versions of..
Getting married is very much like going.. Lady drinking coke machhar falls in Lady..
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye Bure.. Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI..
Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kar.. Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and..
Ik sherni nach rahi si usnu dekhke.. Dosti karo college wali se pyar karo..
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai.. Gal Do u have any sentimental love..
Doli wali car dekhke heer ne cheekan.. Great Calculation Only 20 boys have brains..
Mon to Sun From Jan To Dec.. Its the sweetest thing to do Do..
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear.. Mom Beti badi ho kar kya karogi..
Teacher Agar apna character sudharna hai to.. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..

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