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Funny SMS Message - Q What did the gangsters son tell..


Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Category : Funny SMS
Language : English
SMS Length : 150 Characters


Funny SMS

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