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Funny SMS Message - Mallika went to a swimming pool in..


Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Category : Funny SMS
Language : Hindi
SMS Length : 127 Characters


Funny SMS

Dream makes everything possible Hope makes everything.. A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear..
Getting married is very much like going.. Boy I am not rich like rohit..
Tum haste raho nachte raho muskurate raho.. Media Prince bahar aa kar acha lag..
Maalik Ramu iss saal tum 4 bar.. Oh menu dekhi jaandi c main ohnu..
Doli wali car dekhke heer ne cheekan.. Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye Bure..
Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kar.. Jija Sali ji aapke yahan ki sabse..
Its the sweetest thing to do Do.. Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta..
Dosti karo college wali se pyar karo.. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and..
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI.. Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha..
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Beauty is not how you look it..

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