Funny SMS Message - Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta..

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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Category :	Funny SMS
Language :	Punjabi
SMS Length :	169 Characters

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