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Funny SMS Message - Chuha to haathi tuhadi umar kinni hai..


Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Category : Funny SMS
Language : Punjabi
SMS Length : 162 Characters


Funny SMS

Kripya Dhyaan De Dhyaan dene k liye.. Lady drinking coke machhar falls in Lady..
Medical Shayari When you breathe you respire.. Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car Khadke glassi..
Ik sherni nach rahi si usnu dekhke.. There is a sign in the toilet..
Getting married is very much like going.. Tum haste raho nachte raho muskurate raho..
Jise koyal samjhe woh kauwa nikla Dosti.. Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta..
Which are the 2 latest versions of.. Doli wali car dekhke heer ne cheekan..
A baby fish asked her mother Y.. Wife Darling today is our anniversary what..
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear..
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai kabhi teri.. Patient to Doc Aapne nurse bahut achhi..
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha.. Rabri Ka karat ho Laalu Ek dost..

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