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Funny SMS Message - Getting married is very much like going..


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Category : Funny SMS
Language : English
SMS Length : 172 Characters


Funny SMS

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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI.. Teacher Agar apna character sudharna hai to..
INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue.. Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta..
Kripya Dhyaan De Dhyaan dene k liye.. Chuha to haathi tuhadi umar kinni hai..
If I was an artist you would.. Mom Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to..
Jija Sali ji aapke yahan ki sabse.. Whats the difference between wife n neighbours..
Munna bhai Agar bina danto ka kutta.. Which are the 2 latest versions of..
Jise koyal samjhe woh kauwa nikla Dosti.. Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai..
Dad Son what do you want for.. A baby fish asked her mother Y..

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