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Funny SMS Message - Medical Shayari When you breathe you respire..


Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Category : Funny SMS
Language : Hindi
SMS Length : 168 Characters


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