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Funny SMS Message - Medical Shayari When you breathe you respire..


Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Category : Funny SMS
Language : Hindi
SMS Length : 168 Characters


Funny SMS

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta.. Pyar to humein bhi karna tha par..
Patient to Doc Aapne nurse bahut achhi.. Q What did the gangsters son tell..
Mom Beti badi ho kar kya karogi.. Tum haste raho nachte raho muskurate raho..
Jise koyal samjhe woh kauwa nikla Dosti.. INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 57 Sal Hue..
Good news A new way to send.. Ladki ek aisi paheli hai kabhi teri..
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Great Calculation Only 20 boys have brains..
Dad Son what do you want for.. What is the height of telling a..
Kripya Dhyaan De Dhyaan dene k liye.. Jab tum is duniya se jaoge Door..
Commerce professor asks the student what is.. Rabri Ka karat ho Laalu Ek dost..
Getting married is very much like going.. Jija Sali ji aapke yahan ki sabse..

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