Funny SMS Message - Whats the difference between wife n neighbours..

Welcome Guest ( Sign-Up )

Username :

Password :

Forgot Password?

Send Free SMS, SMS Collection, Quiz, Free E-cards, Games, Jokes, News

	Diwali SMS
	Birthday SMS
	Christmas SMS
	Flirt SMS
	Fool SMS
	Friendship SMS
	Funny SMS
	Greetings SMS
	Husband Wife SMS
	Insult SMS
	Miss You SMS
	Naughty SMS
	New Year SMS
	Romantic SMS
	Santa Banta SMS
	Shayari SMS
	Sorry SMS

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Category :	Funny SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	155 Characters

Funny SMS
Lady drinking coke machhar falls in Lady..	Pyar to humein bhi karna tha par..
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi ek..	Can v do romance in the evening..
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear..	Patient to Doc Aapne nurse bahut achhi..
Commerce professor asks the student what is..	Ik sherni nach rahi si usnu dekhke..
Medical Shayari When you breathe you respire..	Munna bhai Agar bina danto ka kutta..
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye Bure..	Jab tum is duniya se jaoge Door..
Its the sweetest thing to do Do..	Always start your day with a lot..
In a train ticket checker to a..	Gal Do u have any sentimental love..
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car Khadke glassi..	Which are the 2 latest versions of..
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and..	Beauty is not how you look it..

What is my IP address?	New Year SMS
© Atro Chatro - Entertainment Unlimited