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Funny SMS Message - Always start your day with a lot..


Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Category : Funny SMS
Language : English
SMS Length : 124 Characters


Funny SMS

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Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE Lets.. Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi ek..
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and.. Several women appeared in court each accusing..
Ik sherni nach rahi si usnu dekhke.. Rabri Ka karat ho Laalu Ek dost..
A baby fish asked her mother Y.. Mom Beti badi ho kar kya karogi..
Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kar.. Chuha to haathi tuhadi umar kinni hai..
Geeta mein likha hai are yaar yahan.. Doli wali car dekhke heer ne cheekan..
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha.. Dad Son what do you want for..
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge Door.. Beauty is not how you look it..
Dream makes everything possible Hope makes everything.. Pyar to humein bhi karna tha par..

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