Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Length: 157 Characters)
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Length: 234 Characters)
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The nicest place
in the 'world' is right beside someone like u.
Category: ASCII SMS   Language: English   Length: 104 Characters)
A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
Category: Naughty SMS   Language: English   Length: 93 Characters)
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Category: Funny SMS   Language: English   Length: 153 Characters)
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Length: 139 Characters)
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