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(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,") misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,")> WHY?
<( )'
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!
Category: ASCII SMS   Language: English   Length: 157 Characters)
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Length: 138 Characters)
Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Length: 124 Characters)
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Length: 131 Characters)
Am simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.
Category: Missing You SMS   Language: English   Length: 144 Characters)
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
Category: Funny SMS   Language: English   Length: 75 Characters)
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