Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 107 Characters)
I wish moon always be full and bright. And you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you good night.
Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Length: 156 Characters)
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/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY,
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( 'o' ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.
Category: ASCII SMS Language: English Length: 155 Characters)
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 158 Characters)
I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You
Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Length: 150 Characters)
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 147 Characters)
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