In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 220 Characters)
Think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light! Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of sweet dreams! Good Night
Category: Greetings SMS Language: English Length: 180 Characters)
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 98 Characters)
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Length: 135 Characters)
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Length: 190 Characters)
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Category: Fool SMS Language: English Length: 65 Characters)
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