Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 175 Characters)
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 142 Characters)
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 200 Characters)
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 143 Characters)
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 133 Characters)
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 136 Characters)
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