Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 103 Characters)
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 113 Characters)
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 96 Characters)
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 112 Characters)
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 188 Characters)
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 133 Characters)
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