Santa Banta SMS Message - Teacher What should be in a book..

Welcome Guest ( Sign-Up )

Username :

Password :

Forgot Password?

Send Free SMS, SMS Collection, Quiz, Free E-cards, Games, Jokes, News

	Diwali SMS
	Birthday SMS
	Christmas SMS
	Flirt SMS
	Fool SMS
	Friendship SMS
	Funny SMS
	Greetings SMS
	Husband Wife SMS
	Insult SMS
	Miss You SMS
	Naughty SMS
	New Year SMS
	Romantic SMS
	Santa Banta SMS
	Shayari SMS
	Sorry SMS

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Category :	Santa Banta SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	112 Characters

Santa Banta SMS
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola..	Santa phoned his wife I am not..
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu..	Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega Tumko..
Santa falls in love with a nurse..	Preeto Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein..
Santa found answer to the most difficult..	Q A Man asked Santa Akal badhi..
Santa Woh ladki kitni sundar hai Banta..	Titanic was sinking An englishman asked Santa..
Santa walks into a library says Can..	How do you recognize Santas son Pappu..
Santa reading from book of facts Do..	Santa Im a proud father My son..
Santa to Pappu Wheres Sukhna Lake Pappu..	Santas shayari Kutta marr gaya razai vich..
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata..	Santa Bhaisahab time kya hua Man Sham..
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey..	Banta Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho..

What is my IP address?	New Year SMS
© Atro Chatro - Entertainment Unlimited