Santa Banta SMS Message - A lady calls Santa for repairing door..

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Category :	Santa Banta SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	188 Characters

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Translation from hindi to english Khushi ke..	Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega Tumko..

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