Santa Banta SMS Message - Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey..

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Category :	Santa Banta SMS
Language :	Hindi
SMS Length :	162 Characters

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