Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 156 Characters)
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 81 Characters)
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 156 Characters)
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 139 Characters)
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 156 Characters)
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 96 Characters)
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