Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 163 Characters)
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 94 Characters)
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 144 Characters)
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 160 Characters)
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 143 Characters)
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 128 Characters)
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