I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 159 Characters)
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 99 Characters)
How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 125 Characters)
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 102 Characters)
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 141 Characters)
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 94 Characters)
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