A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
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One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (
( .)( . )
) (
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 147 Characters)
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