Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Length: 133 Characters)
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Length: 96 Characters)
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega
saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo
kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: Hindi Length: 165 Characters)
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: Hindi Length: 162 Characters)
Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 115 Characters)
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