Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 225 Characters)
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 84 Characters)
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 157 Characters)
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 132 Characters)
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Category: Funny SMS Language: English Length: 172 Characters)
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 165 Characters)
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