Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
Category: Insult SMS Language: English Length: 74 Characters)
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Category: Insult SMS Language: English Length: 157 Characters)
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Category: Insult SMS Language: English Length: 159 Characters)
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Category: Fool SMS Language: English Length: 128 Characters)
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 132 Characters)
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Category: Fool SMS Language: English Length: 152 Characters)
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