I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Category: Insult SMS Language: English Length: 144 Characters)
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Category: Insult SMS Language: English Length: 83 Characters)
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Category: Insult SMS Language: English Length: 140 Characters)
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Category: Insult SMS Language: English Length: 131 Characters)
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
Category: Fool SMS Language: English Length: 118 Characters)
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Category: Insult SMS Language: English Length: 147 Characters)
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