Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 199 Characters)
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 174 Characters)
Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta..
Category: Friendship SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 160 Characters)
Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..
Confused???
Read the above numbers in punjabi.
Category: Flirt SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 80 Characters)
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 162 Characters)
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Length: 117 Characters)
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