A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Length: 177 Characters)
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Length: 164 Characters)
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Length: 130 Characters)
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Length: 135 Characters)
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: English Length: 190 Characters)
Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Length: 95 Characters)
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Length: 151 Characters)
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Length: 131 Characters)
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Category: Students Exams SMS Language: Hindi Length: 172 Characters)
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