The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 156)

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 138)

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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 94)

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Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 93)

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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 73)

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 69)

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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 76)

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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 123)

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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 125)

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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

(Category: Politics SMS   Language: English   Characters: 98)

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