Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Length: 139 Characters)
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Length: 72 Characters)
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Length: 124 Characters)
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Length: 151 Characters)
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Length: 136 Characters)
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Category: Marital Woes SMS Language: English Length: 141 Characters)
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