It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?
Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 184 Characters)
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 106 Characters)
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 135 Characters)
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 125 Characters)
Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
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"'-'LJI_II_ILJ'-'"
c how u make me happy!
Category: ASCII SMS Language: English Length: 147 Characters)
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