A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Category: Romantic SMS Language: English Length: 112 Characters)
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 96 Characters)
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 164 Characters)
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 167 Characters)
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 137 Characters)
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 156 Characters)
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