Rabb se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon mein aapki hansi mangte hain. Sochte hain kya mange aapse? Chalo, aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain.
Category: Friendship SMS Language: Hindi Length: 149 Characters)
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 177 Characters)
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 139 Characters)
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Length: 123 Characters)
Plz don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
Category: Fool SMS Language: Hindi Length: 180 Characters)
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Category: Birthday SMS Language: Hindi Length: 149 Characters)
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