Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 165 Characters)
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 149 Characters)
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 123 Characters)
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 135 Characters)
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 170 Characters)
Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana.... huzefa se alag duniya mat basana... waise aaj mood main hu to sms kar diya par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Category: Sms Related SMS Language: Hindi Length: 155 Characters)
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