Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 147 Characters)
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 144 Characters)
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 94 Characters)
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 197 Characters)
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 160 Characters)
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Length: 163 Characters)
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