Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 145 Characters)
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 102 Characters)
God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.
Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Length: 160 Characters)
A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Length: 102 Characters)
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Length: 93 Characters)
My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
Category: Missing You SMS Language: English Length: 161 Characters)
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