Santa Banta SMS Message - Santa I have swallowed a kay Doctor..

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Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Category :	Santa Banta SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	166 Characters

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