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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...

VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.

Category :	Naughty SMS
Language :	English
SMS Length :	179 Characters

Naughty SMS
Mental anxiety Mental breakdowns Menstrual cramps Menopause..	Please press down oh yeah ooohhh baby..
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine..	In love engaged married..
A Short thing It gets Longer when..	QWhats the difference between magnets and women..
One day there was this naked man..	Hey dude Congrats Heard u got selected..
2 stay Young SEXY DO THiS Mre..	Q Whats the difference between a computer..
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki..	Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend..
Press down down more deeper more YES..	O oo oo HELLO Geeh som1s got..
Boy to girl Whats there in between..	A dentist was caught raping a girl..
Lady1 How come your husband is always..	Do you like mathematics If so add..
Girl Will you love me after marriage..	Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi..

What is my IP address?	New Year SMS
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