"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "I think I'm turning into a man" then the doctor says, " Now hold on little lady what makes you think that you're turning into a man?" "Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest" and then the doctor asked, " Well then, how far down your chest is your hair growing? " and then she replied, "All the way down to my dick".