Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 165 Characters)
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 162 Characters)
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 109 Characters)
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 166 Characters)
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 145 Characters)
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 114 Characters)
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 113 Characters)
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 96 Characters)
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 112 Characters)
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 186 Characters)
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