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Santa Banta SMS Collection, Santa Banta Text Messages, Santa Banta Quotes

Displaying 49 to 54 of 97 SMS. You are on Page No. 9 of total 17 pages

Santa reading from book of facts Do...

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Length: 128 Characters)


Santa Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa...

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 149 Characters)



A sweet girl goes to Bantas shop...

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 115 Characters)


Santa Woh ladki kitni sundar hai Banta...

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 193 Characters)


Translation from hindi to english Khushi ke...

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 127 Characters)


Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho...

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 139 Characters)


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