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Displaying 51 to 60 of 97 SMS. You are on Page No. 6 of total 10 pages

A sweet girl goes to Bantas shop...

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 115 Characters)


Santa Woh ladki kitni sundar hai Banta...

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 193 Characters)



Translation from hindi to english Khushi ke...

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 127 Characters)


Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho...

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 139 Characters)



In a train compartment husband Darling mujhe...

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 237 Characters)


Banta Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho...

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 148 Characters)



Girl Will u marry me Santa No...

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 147 Characters)


Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata...

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 144 Characters)


Santa joined NASA After one month the...

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 94 Characters)


Nurse came out with the newborn kid...

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 158 Characters)


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