A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 115 Characters)
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 193 Characters)
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 127 Characters)
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 139 Characters)
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 237 Characters)
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 148 Characters)
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 147 Characters)
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 144 Characters)
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 94 Characters)
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: Hindi Length: 158 Characters)
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