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Santa Banta SMS collection
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To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 140)


I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 159)


Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 99)


How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 125)


Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 102)


Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 137)


Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 94)


Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 154)


Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 81)


Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

(Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: English   Characters: 156)
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