Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 133 Characters)
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 126 Characters)
Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 124 Characters)
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 132 Characters)
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 151 Characters)
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 175 Characters)
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 143 Characters)
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 118 Characters)
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 178 Characters)
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Category: Santa Banta SMS Language: English Length: 87 Characters)
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