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Santa Banta SMS Collection, Santa Banta Text Messages, Santa Banta Quotes

Displaying 91 to 96 of 97 SMS. You are on Page No. 16 of total 17 pages

Santa Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift...

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 157 Characters)


Santa waiting at bus stop in UK...

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 180 Characters)



Santa went to see a gal for...

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 199 Characters)


Santas shayari Kutta marr gaya razai vich...

Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 151 Characters)


Santa Mein tere 64 de 64 dand...

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 166 Characters)


Master Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan...

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?  

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 162 Characters)


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