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Santa Banta SMS Collection, Santa Banta Text Messages, Santa Banta Quotes

Displaying 73 to 78 of 97 SMS. You are on Page No. 13 of total 17 pages

Santas urine report got exchanged with a...

Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 180 Characters)


Santa on phone Maa khushkhabri hai Maa...

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 177 Characters)



Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe...

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 139 Characters)


Santa Kitna padhey likhequalified ho Banta BA...

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 104 Characters)


Santa Bhaisahab time kya hua Man Sham...

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 132 Characters)


Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega Tumko...

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 144 Characters)


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