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Santa Banta SMS Collection, Santa Banta Text Messages, Santa Banta Quotes

Displaying 61 to 66 of 97 SMS. You are on Page No. 11 of total 17 pages

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey...

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 162 Characters)


Santa dials a number A girl receives...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 153 Characters)



Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped...

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 165 Characters)


Banta Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho...

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 149 Characters)


Santa Itne kam marks Do thappad marne...

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 123 Characters)


Pappu was writing his fathers name on...

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Category: Santa Banta SMS   Language: Hindi   Length: 135 Characters)


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