Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 116)
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 197)
( ')
/ / in love !
/ /
( ) )
, ( ') engaged
/ , '
( ) )
married
, - - .
( ) )'(, )
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 95)
Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
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