A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 168)
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 162)
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 112)
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 133)
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 80)
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 147)
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