Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 105 Characters)
Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 135 Characters)
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 125 Characters)
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Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 152 Characters)
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Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 151 Characters)
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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 154 Characters)
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 84 Characters)
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 157 Characters)
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 132 Characters)
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Length: 165 Characters)
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